If the United States of MicroVeriGoo will be in charge, on our dime, let's demand:
- no more tweeting and status-updating involving the trivia of everyday life (we don't care what you're cooking for dinner);
- no more endless comments by people who obviously have never read the words they're attempting to write (we do so need edyucashun);
- no more scams, by Nigerians or European software companies alike; and
- no more spam.